Fight for Gorbachev once again! This page, Segway Jerkwad, has been identified as part of the Justice Enforcer project.

The person who wrote the original article seems to be unfamiliar with the Segway. The Segway Jerkwad isn't some guy with wheels attached to his legs; he's just some guy riding a Segway. You can tell when you kill him. --66.65.121.92 00:26, 2 June 2008 (UTC)